why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
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