Dark Humor

“Hold my beer, watch this.”

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.

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I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

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knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”

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friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

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I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

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When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

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