So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
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