“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
what game does an emo love hang man
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
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