i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
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