Dark Humor

What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…

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I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

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My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.

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If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

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What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

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The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging

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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.

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Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”

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Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime

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Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound

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