Dark Humor

“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

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You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

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I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess

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if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

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What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

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I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

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