“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
My life Tell me when you get it
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
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