Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
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