Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
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