a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
Being sad is my only happiness
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
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