Dark Humor

i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

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I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck

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Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

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A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

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Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”

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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!

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Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

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why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself

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im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

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Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

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