Dark Humor

a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs

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if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.

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What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration

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I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.

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If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

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“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

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