They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
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