“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
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