Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
My life Tell me when you get it
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
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