What do you call a cow with two legs
Answer: Your mom
I will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~
1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five
It left him hanging
Are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
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