Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
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