“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
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