I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
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