Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
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