why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
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