Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
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