How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
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