“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
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