Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
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