Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
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