Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
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