U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
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