What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
life’s too short to want it.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
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