What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
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