Dark Humor

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my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

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if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.

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A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”

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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

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Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead

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What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

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