If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
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