Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
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