The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
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