What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
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