What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
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