what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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