What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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