whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
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