What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
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