whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
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