What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
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