Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
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