Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
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