What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
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