What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
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