What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
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