What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
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