What’s the difference?

What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

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What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

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What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

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Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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