What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
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