What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
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