What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
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