Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
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