Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
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