What’s the difference?

what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights

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What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be

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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

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what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape

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