What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
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