What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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