What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
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