Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
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