What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
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