Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
RUS | ENG
