What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
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