My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
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