What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
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