whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
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