Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
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