What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
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