what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
RUS | ENG
