whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
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