What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
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