Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
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