What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
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