What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
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