What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered

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Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”

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you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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