What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
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