What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
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