you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
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