whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
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