why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
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