What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
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