Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
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