What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
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