What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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