whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
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