Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
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