What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

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What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone

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What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure

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What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.

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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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