What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
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