how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
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