What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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