People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
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