What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
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