What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
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