what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
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