What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies
I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
Whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
What’s the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t sell drugs.
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