whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
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