Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
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