What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
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