What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
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