What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
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