What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
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