What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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