What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
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