What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
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