What’s the difference?

what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie

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What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.

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What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim

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What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon

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