What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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