what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
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