What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
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