What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
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