What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
You wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor
The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows?
Nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between puppies and orphans
The puppies actually get adopted
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
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