What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
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