What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
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