What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

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Whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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You wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor

The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

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What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

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What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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