Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
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