Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
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