Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to f@cking shut up
just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit
Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer! Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer! Axe it’s head, Axe it’s head. Axe it’s head defeat him. SUBSCRIBE!!!
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What do you call a fake speedrunner? Dream
Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
I’m a little piss baby! -dream
I know this is a really bad poem but I’ll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do. Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone’s dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it’s all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it’s all a dream! Why can’t I have this? Why can’t I have that? BUT NO! It’s just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that… OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE! Like I said, it’s really bad. :( I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
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