I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone
Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at
Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted
so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!
are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace
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