I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.
I’m a little piss baby! -dream
Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won’t led me tell you.
Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
I had a dream I was a muffler last night… I woke up EXHAUSTED ????
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Following your dreams is good…especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st… XD
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
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