Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
My best friend said can you put your dick in me i said can i cum in u?
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it’s head, Axe it’s head. Axe it’s head defeat him. SUBSCRIBE!!!
Axe it’s head defeat him.
SUBSCRIBE!!!
You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?
He replied with ”when were you born?”
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
Why did the silly girl?? put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams.??
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