my best friend said can you put your dick in me i said can i cum in u?
My hopes and dreams
so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit
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