What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
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Why didn’t the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless. I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
I know this is a really bad poem but I’ll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do. Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone’s dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it’s all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it’s all a dream! Why can’t I have this? Why can’t I have that? BUT NO! It’s just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that… OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE! Like I said, it’s really bad. :( I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Last night I had the strangest dream ! I sailed away to China! And I caught the coronavirus! You said you needed to wash your hands! Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?! And you said!! Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs ? ?! Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down! Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!
your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies
My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow When I woke I was being sexually abused
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
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