Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
Last night I had the strangest dream ! I sailed away to China! And I caught the coronavirus! You said you needed to wash your hands! Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?! And you said!! Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs ? ?! Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down! Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace
my best friend said can you put your dick in me i said can i cum in u?
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.
You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.
%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
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