Dream jokes

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Stressed Out-By- Twenty One Pilots and watersharky Music Productions-I wish I found some better sounds No one’s ever heard I wish I had a better voice That sang some better words I wish I found some chords In an order that is new I wish I didn’t have to rhyme Every time I sang I was told when I get older All my fears would shrink But now I’m

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What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??

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There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.

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Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone

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I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked “where are you from” and I said Portugal. He replied, “so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out! !”. Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job

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Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.

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