Dream jokes

People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.

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Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.

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so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!

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I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st… XD

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just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit

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Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer

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I had a dream I was a muffler last night… I woke up EXHAUSTED ????

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People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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What do you call a fake speedrunner? Dream

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%%The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.

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You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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My hopes and dreams

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My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

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Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!

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