My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked “where are you from” and I said Portugal. He replied, “so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out! !”. Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
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