Dream jokes

I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.

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just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit

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Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”

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You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

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officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!

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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??

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If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell

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your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies

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You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.

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Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor

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My hopes and dreams

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted

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A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao

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