I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st… XD
so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
my best friend said can you put your dick in me i said can i cum in u?
Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
You dream with 4k As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
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