My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
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