So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
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