ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
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