My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
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