Ex jokes

My ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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I find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…

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When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room

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Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex

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Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

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What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

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My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.

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What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

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Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch

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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

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I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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