What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
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