When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
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