Ex jokes

What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex

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I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme

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My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job

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2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”

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#takemebacksophie

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Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

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What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex

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what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

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Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

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