Ex jokes

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job

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2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”

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Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??

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what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme

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Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you

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It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

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My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.

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So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."

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My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

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