Ex jokes

I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

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When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

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Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

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Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you

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My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

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What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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