Ex jokes

My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

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My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

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What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!

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My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

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My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people

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I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)

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I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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