Ex jokes

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT

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What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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#takemebacksophie

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What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

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It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

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Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

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I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

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My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

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Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!

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