When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
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