I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
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