Ex jokes

Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

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Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die

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So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

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My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.

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Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch

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My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

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What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder

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