Ex jokes

I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there

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My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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#takemebacksophie

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So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

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My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

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Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.

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I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.

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My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

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