Ex jokes

What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!

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Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

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What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!

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Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

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Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die

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MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.

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