My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
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