My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
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