Ex jokes

I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…

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What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder

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What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

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My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

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My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

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My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

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#takemebacksophie

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the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??

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Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.

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Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.

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What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol

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if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.

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