My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says “This is your last wish so really make this one count.” The guys says “Well I’ve always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands.” The Genie says “That is asking for quite a lot and I’m not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you’d want?” The guy says "Well I’ve been married and divorced three times, and I just can’t understand what I’ve been doing wrong. I’ve given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says “Do you want a three or four lane highway?”
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