Ex jokes

I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme

i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…

I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence

My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.

Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.

I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT

I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear

Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.