I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
#takemebacksophie
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
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