My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
#takemebacksophie
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
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