My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
Welcome for the rhyme
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
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