When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
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