Ex jokes

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you

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My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

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2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”

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Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.

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My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

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Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear

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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence

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