What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
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