When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
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