A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it? “ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”
Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? A:He only comes once a year.
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him ??????
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can’t even see it. Guy: No I see your sister’s head
i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad. Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man? A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father’s son and your father’s father, you’re your own grandpa!
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? Daddy
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked “What are you doing?” She replied, “Making a Creampie.”
Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
What do you call you’re daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm? An ambulance
Bf: Do you love me? Gf: Most of time. Bf: Well it’s either yes or no. Gf: … Bf: Well when is it that you don’t love me? Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again. Bf: Why? Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL. Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!! Gf: Ohh…
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