Family jokes

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can’t even see it. Guy: No I see your sister’s head

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How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.

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So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”

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You want to hear a dirty joke? This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn’t at work. The guy responds, "I’m sick" His boss replies, "you don’t sound sick" The guy says, “I’m f@cking my sister” and hangs up the phone

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roses are red violets are violets my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good piolet

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My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I’ll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

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My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said “If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away.” the next time my Aunt visited she said “Where is you daughter? ” my Mom said “I took your advice”

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If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?

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Depression hits harder than my dad

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I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked “What are you doing?” She replied, “Making a Creampie.”

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She was only a potato chip manufacturer "s daughter - by she was Frito Lay!

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Dad: "if they jumped off a bridge would you?" Tommy: “yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!”

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I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said “how sick?”. I said “well I’m in bed with my 12 year old sister”.

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How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw

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So there I was f@cking my sister and she’s shouts “god you f@ck like dad” I then said “damn that’s what mom said”

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