Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”.
Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”
Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.”
Father: “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.”
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: “Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!”
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
“My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
My sister’s bf is mad at me cuz I f@cked his girl
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what’s right, with all your might.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
What the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hit-her!
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No…
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No… Boy: Good! Walks away
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No…
Boy: Good! Walks away
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
Tits are like Lego bricks. They’re there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red rasengan are blue if you dare touch my daughter ill chidori you
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, “Son,you now have a child of your own, so I think it’s time I gave you this.” And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, “Dad, I’m honored, ” as tears well up in his eyes. His father says, “Hi, Honoured, I’m Dad.”
His father says, “Hi, Honoured, I’m Dad.”
Daughter: I know this is weird but I feel like that someone is watching me when I am sleeping.
Father: Sorry
Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn’t at work. The guy responds, "I’m sick" His boss replies, "you don’t sound sick" The guy says, “I’m f@cking my sister” and hangs up the phone
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