Family jokes

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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When Bubba’s condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

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My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005

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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I’ve ever made. Then I realize “My daughter isn’t THAT bad…”

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Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got the see either of them and they are now extinct

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jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

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I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. ????

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A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”

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Dad: how was your trip to the park? Daughter: it was good until the man came along. Dad: gasps whatever happened, it wasn’t your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened? Daughter: he made my friends go away so it was just me and him… then he took my dress off… Dad: oh God, what next? Daughter: Nothing, that was it. Dad: oh, come on! that wasn’t exciting, make something up!

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daughter:dad why did mom do best? dad:nothing except pretend to love us and leave daughter:so she only loves my sister? dad:yep

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