Family jokes

How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw

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Dad: What did you learn in school today? Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it Leaves and never comes back

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When you’re f@cking your boss’s daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

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What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they’re gone they never come back.

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I love you Hebrew john

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Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

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Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.

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So my teacher’s daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say “What’s wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin’”.

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dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it

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What’s the best part about plowing your cousin? -It makes your sister jealous

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My friends daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.

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You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.

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I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked “What are you doing?” She replied, “Making a Creampie.”

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