How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad’s c–k tastes like s–t!
I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I’m f@cking awesome.
Daughter: “Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?” Father: "Ask your sister” Daughter: “I don’t have a…”
My friends daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know. This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
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