Family jokes

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it Leaves and never comes back

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This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though. Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what’s right, with all your might. 

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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. – I didn’t want to interrupt her. A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”. The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some

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What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!

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She was only a potato chip manufacturer "s daughter - by she was Frito Lay!

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You have to do this and my sister said well I don’t care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.

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what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs

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My sisters name is coco and one day she was funny so I told her you Coconut

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Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.

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My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005

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Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage

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I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy was my wife mad. She yelled “HOW CAN YOU F… OUR DAUGHTER?!”. Haha yeah she was mad. Anyways thats why your mother and I are getting a divorce Timmy.

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The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked “What are you doing” and the Daughter replied “I wan’t the chocolate”

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When you’re f@cking your boss’s daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

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