Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
ur mom fat lol
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
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