A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
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yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
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