“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
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