A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
RUS | ENG
