I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
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