Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.”
“Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?"
Woman: "Why, because your loving it?"
Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
What do you call a fat chinese man
A double chinkey
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
RUS | ENG
