Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
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Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
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