Fat jokes

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework

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Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

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Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement

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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

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You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate

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