Fat jokes

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

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your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

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YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN

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yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!

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I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey

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a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.

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Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

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What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?

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Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks

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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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