Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
ur mom fat lol
rft
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
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