Fat jokes

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

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Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

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yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

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Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

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Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”

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Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

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Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks

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Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

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Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

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Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator

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