Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
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