your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
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