Fat jokes

yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones

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Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”

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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever

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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

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ur mom fat lol

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Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!

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Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

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Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

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What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey

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yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.

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