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Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
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