My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
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