Fat jokes

You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate

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I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.

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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

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yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

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yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "

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Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

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yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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