Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
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