Fat jokes

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

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a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

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My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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