Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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