Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ".
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
You shouldn’t bully fat people
They already have enough on their plate
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.”
“Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
What do you call a fat chinese man
A double chinkey
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
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