Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
You are the reason double doors were invented
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
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