Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

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I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.

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Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.

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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.

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Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic

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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

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yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

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