ur mom fat lol
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
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