Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

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A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever

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Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

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the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”

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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

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Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

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what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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