What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
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