What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
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