A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
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