Fat jokes

yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!

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I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

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Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones

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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks

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Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

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A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.

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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

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your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

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