What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
ur mom fat lol
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
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