Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
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