What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
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