My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
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