Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
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