Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

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yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

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By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

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yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

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Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

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Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

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what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.

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Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

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