Fat jokes

Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator

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Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!

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Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

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yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.

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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

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what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.

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Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

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Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "

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You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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