Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
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