Fat jokes

yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

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Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.

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You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

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yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.

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ur mom fat lol

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