Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
ur mom fat lol
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
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