Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
You are the reason double doors were invented
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
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