Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
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