what do fat demons hate, exorcise
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
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