Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
Oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.”
“Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
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