Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

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Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

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Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.

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Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out

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Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

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what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

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yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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