What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
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