oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
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