Fat jokes

What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey

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Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.

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yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

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yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.

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I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

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Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

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Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

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