Fat jokes

By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?

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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks

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yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!

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Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

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your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice

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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework

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I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.

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You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate

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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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