your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
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