By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
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