You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
ur mom fat lol
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
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