Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
ur mom fat lol
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
You are the reason double doors were invented
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
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