Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

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yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

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rft

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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

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What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey

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What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic

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Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator

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A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”

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Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”

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Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

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Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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