YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
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