Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
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