Fat jokes

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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ur mom fat lol

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Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

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yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

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I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

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Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.

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