Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
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