Fat jokes

YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN

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Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

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Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”

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Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

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Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks

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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

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