What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
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