Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
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