What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
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Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
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