yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
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