Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
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