Fat jokes

yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out

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Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!

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Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

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yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

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yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

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Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

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