“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
rft
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
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