Fat jokes

yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

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What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic

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Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

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Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

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Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

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Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.

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