Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
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