Fat jokes

I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.

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A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out

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My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

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yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.

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what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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rft

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Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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