My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
You are the reason double doors were invented
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
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