Fat jokes

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.

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yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

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Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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