Fat jokes

yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones

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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate

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Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement

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A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

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Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.

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YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN

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