Fat jokes

yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

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yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

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yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.

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Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

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Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

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Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

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Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

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