“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
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