What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
ur mom fat lol
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
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