Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
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