Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
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