Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
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