You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
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