Fat jokes

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

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Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones

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Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.

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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

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a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate

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I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

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