What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
You are the reason double doors were invented
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
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