Fat jokes

yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice

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ur mom fat lol

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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out

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Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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