When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
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A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
You are the reason double doors were invented
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
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