Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

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Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

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What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever

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your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

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a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN

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Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator

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Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

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