yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
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