YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
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