A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
You are the reason double doors were invented
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
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