Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
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