Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.

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Your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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What do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

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Yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

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Yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

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Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?"

Woman: "Why, because your loving it?"

Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

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I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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