Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

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Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”

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oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt

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What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic

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Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

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Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.

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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice

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yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey

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