Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
You shouldn’t bully fat people
They already have enough on their plate
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
Kids: Homework
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ".
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?"
Woman: "Why, because your loving it?"
Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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