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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate

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