Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
You are the reason double doors were invented
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
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