Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
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