Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’???
How do you start a fight in space?
“Comet me bro.”
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
What war did africa not win? The water fight
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow six siege
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
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