Fight jokes

Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’???

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Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022

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Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”

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Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.

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In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

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Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!

This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

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Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself

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Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts

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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

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