what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.
Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
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