An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
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