Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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