The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
what war did africa not win? The water fight
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
So Jesus has been nailed to the cross. On the first day, he starts to moan, “Peter, Peter”. Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill. On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, “Peter, Peter”. Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes. On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, “Peter, Peter”. Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for, must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus, and says “Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important”? Jesus- “Peter, I can see your house from here”.
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