Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
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