Fight jokes

Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.

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Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

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how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.

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how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife

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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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So Jesus has been nailed to the cross. On the first day, he starts to moan, “Peter, Peter”. Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill. On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, “Peter, Peter”. Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes. On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, “Peter, Peter”. Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for, must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus, and says “Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important”? Jesus- “Peter, I can see your house from here”.

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Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

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Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.

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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.

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When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

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what war did africa not win? The water fight

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Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry

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How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”

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The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!

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