A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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