What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
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