Fight jokes

What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”

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Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022

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Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself

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What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

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So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

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What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

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Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops

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My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.

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What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor

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In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

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What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.

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Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

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I’m just gonna say it. And don’t get offended but I’m so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male. Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc. But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions. Men have to go to war on the front lines. Boys have less

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