When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.
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