So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
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