Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
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