What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
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