What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
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