Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
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