Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
what war did africa not win? The water fight
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
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