Fight jokes

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”

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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight

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An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

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A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”

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If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

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I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan

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So Jesus has been nailed to the cross. On the first day, he starts to moan, “Peter, Peter”. Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill. On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, “Peter, Peter”. Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes. On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, “Peter, Peter”. Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for, must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus, and says “Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important”? Jesus- “Peter, I can see your house from here”.

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What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor

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So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”

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I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him

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When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.

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Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry

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