What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
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