Fight jokes

What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight?

Juan on Juan

Do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone?

He says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.

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Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022

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I got in a cage fight

The hampster dident cnow wat hit him

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Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then…

Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!

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Why are we still fighting in darkness?

Mission failed soldier we will get em next time.

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Why did the dog cause the fight

Because it was a bulldog

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