Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone. My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
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