Fight jokes

how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife

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why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked

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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.

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My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.

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When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

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so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

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Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

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what war did africa not win? The water fight

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Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you

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“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”

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When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you

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I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him

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If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?

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What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone

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