Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
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