Fight jokes

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

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If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

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Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you

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In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

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What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan

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Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!

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Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.

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What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator

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I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!

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The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up

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One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”

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why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked

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Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

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I’m just gonna say it. And don’t get offended but I’m so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male. Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc. But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions. Men have to go to war on the front lines. Boys have less

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