Fire jokes

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

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your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.

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My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired

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What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels

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Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

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I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

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Three unlucky jungle explorers were captured by a band of cannibals. Whilst being tied to three respective stakes, the chieftain announces that the hapless adventurers were about to die. “After you’re dead, you’ll be skinned. The skin will be used to increase our canoe armada, and the rest of you will be food for us and our families.” This announcement

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I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”

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I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere

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I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels

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wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now

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On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P

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What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

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