Fire jokes

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What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired

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I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!

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I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

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What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.

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Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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