Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
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