i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant
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