i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site. Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
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