wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
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